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How to Draw

loveyouheichou:

1. You have no talent

2. Mr. Tentacles has all the talent

3. If you are lucky, some of Mr. Tentacles’ talent may rub off on you

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necromancer:

if I die before they fully invent afforable military-grade bionic limbs I will be so pissed. I don’t even care if I have a day to live when they’re released, I will become a cyborg grandfather and then once I die I will set my robot arms and legs on autopilot and distress my family as my corpse goes marching merrily down the street into the sunset

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fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

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hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

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vogueture:

pro tip: don’t fall in love

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